Anybody know any Varsity chants?
“It’s here, it’s there, it’s every f***ing-where, Antcliff’s hair, Antcliff’s hair!”
“You are my Bennett. My Oli Bennett. You make me happy, when skies are grey. You are not English, but we don’t give a sh*t. So please don’t take, my Bennett away!”
“He wears his fancy underwear, Seve! Seve!
He’s got designer facial hair, Seve! Seve!
He’s cuddly like a teddy bear,
No fitness but he doesn’t care,
We all know that Seve’s gonna score!
Na na, na na, na na, na na, NA NA, NA NA”
well its the obvious one hey: ‘ I would rather be a poly than a C … … T!!’
When we play lacrosse they always scream at us…
“Your just a polytechnic”….
In which we all sing..
“I’d rather be a polly, rather be a polly, rather be a polly than a posh keel c*nt”
They dont seem to like that .
Loving the chant, although it is debatable that english rhymes with sh*t lol. Think the Oli oli oli, oi oi oi, is a good shout !
One Stevie Johnson
One Stevie Johnson
Used to be sh*te, but now hes alright. Walkin in a Johnson wonderland!!
calliste too diggy ,diggy too richards then to seve its a goal 1-0 .smithy too clarky long ball too fergie slides it to law its a goal 2-0 .royale too sefa one two with ancliff he does some skill and then gets takled ohh sh*t, oli too smackkers then he passes to mucles lays it too johnson … ohh f**k>>>>> lol
what u think???
your mums ya dad
your dads ya mum
your all inbred
you keele scum!!
Ireson-son-son he’s not better than Kleberson
Ireson-son-son Ashford Street’s magician
To the left to the right to the Reflex beat tonight
He’s an ass with no class
And he’s shit and he can’t pass
To the tune of Man Utd’s Anderson chant
He goes to the left, he goes to the right, that boy Smackrat makes keele look sh*te!
theres only one alex richards,
theres only one alex richards,
hes so big time and he tries a little flick
but we all know, today hes been a right pr*ck.
walking in a richards wonderland…
To the tune of that cr*p utd song, viva ronaldo…
viva diegoooooooo, viva diegoooooooooo
running down the wing,
hear staffs uni sing,
viva diegooooooooo, viva diegooooooo
i saw a man, the other day,
reminded me of a white pele,
so i asked who is he?
he goes by the name of…OReilly
O’Reilly…O’Reilly…..
he goes by the name of O’Reilly
build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
put m.m.u on the top,
put the keele in the middle,
and then burn the f**kin lot!
na na nanana na na na na na
Fergus mcintosh, mcintosh,
fergus mcintosh
(to tune of sylvain ebanks blake)
on the 12th day of christmas staffs uni gave to me:
Twelve James Iresons,
Eleven James Iresons,
Ten James Iresons,
Nine James Iresons,
Eight James Iresons,
Seven James Iresons,
Six James Iresons,
Five Iresons,
Four James Iresons,
Three James Iresons,
Two James Iresons,
And a James David Ireson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sefa atay! sefa ataaaaayy!
ur dad makes shish kebabs,
and ur mum is a gay!
(to notorious b.i.g. tune hypnotized)
diggy diggy diggy cant u see,
sometimes ur tricks just hypnotize me
And I just love your strikes like Scholes,
Guess that’s why i sing, and you score goals!
james ira owoaah, james ira owooaah,
he comes from italy,
he’ll score a penalty,
james ira owooaah,
ira where ever u may be,
u look like a chink, but ur not really,
could be worse, could be keele,
about to get beaten seven – nil.
(kings of leon sex on fire tune)
yoooouuuuu, Smackers is on fire!
and soooooo we’ll let him get higher!
Carefree wherever u may be
we are the famous staffs uni
and we dont give a f*ck
whoever u may be
cuz we are the famous staffs uni
Oh dear lots have been forgttten!
“Your mum was sh*t your dad still wants a bit keele keele”
“Oh when the Staff, oh when the Staffs, oh when the Staffs go marching in I want to be in that number oh when the Staffs go marching in”
Whoop! See you all tomorrow!
Bucket x
James Smithy Smithy,
hes bigger than u and me
hes gonna score two or three
James Smithy
A little bit of Bennett in our lives,
A little bit of Fergus down the sides,
A little bit of Royal’s what we need,
A little bit of Ire with his speed,
Were gonna beat keele with no trouble
After we win were off to gobble!
number oooneee is Olly B, and number twooo is Olly B, number threee is Olly B, and number foooourrrr is Olly B
we all dream of a team of Olly Bs, a team of Olly Bs, a team of Olly Bs
can be done with anyones name to the tune of yellow submarinte
Law, Law will tear Keele apart, again
Law, Law will tear Keele apart, again
to the tune of ‘love will tear us apart’ Joy division
he plays on the left
he plays on the righhht
that boy dan royal
makes keele look shite!
can you hear keele sing
nooo noooo
can you hear keele sing
noooo nooo
can you hear keele sing
i cant hear a f**kin thing
nooooooo