Getting to know…Fergus McIntosh (Men’s Football)
The self confessed worst drinker, poser, pretty boy, big time, ladies man, Mr. Vain, naked boy…I’ll just tell you. Ladies and Gentleman, meet Fergus McIntosh.
Best Player:
An extremely difficult question as the team is full of talent but I would probably have to say big Dan Calliste. One of the best shot stoppers I’ve ever seen. I will stop the compliments there though. If that boys head gets any bigger he won’t fit between the sticks.
Worst Player:
Although he may not actually be the worst player im going to have to go with Alex Richards purely because of the outside of his right boot and that hop or skip or whatever it is after every shot.
Best Drinker:
Michael Law… FACT! That boy funnels sambuka for breakfast.
Worst Drinker:
I was going to go with Sefa Atay on this one as he cant drink anything except for VKs, but after recently losing to him in a boat race im going to have to say… myself! With Oli Bennett a close second (come on who holds there nose when drinking beer?)
Most Vain:
Well… I think there can only be one possible answer to this question. There is one player in the squad who can’t walk past a mirror without looking at his beautiful reflection, stands in the union tensing his arms, kisses girls because they remind him of himself and spends most of his spare time topless… this player shall however remain anonymous.
Most Big Time:
Don’t get me started… walks around like he owns the place, doesn’t shut up about how good he is, never trains, always injured, only in it for the life-style, most big time Charlie anyone has ever met… everyone obviously knows who im talking about… yep you guessed it…
Oli Bennett
Most Unskilful:
Obviously I don’t want to upset anyone with this answer so im going to say Steve Johnson… I mean he can’t even do three kick ups…
Pig Puller:
Its got to be Keiran Connelly, right?
Womaniser:
Easiest question yet… Ben Antcliff no shadow of a doubt! That boy got game!
Worst Dancer:
Discovered not that long ago in Hanley on a Saturday night… Steve Johnson, just wait till you see… I promise you, he isn’t even joking!
A mention must go to Brad Clark though… mate, Bennett says you’ve got no rhythm.
Worst Dressed:
Steven O’reily (Smackers) what is he thinking… mate… John Travolta isn’t cool anymore!
Most likely to mess up at Varsity:
Steve Johnson… his confidence is pretty low right now.
Varsity Score Prediction:
4-0 Staffs… James Smith (Smithy) with two, Law with one in off the crossbar and Dan Royle with the pick of the bunch.
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